Wednesday, October 01, 2008

10,000 BC The Movie

A story about a tribe of white people who have interracially married with some Asians? although some are fully caucasian.. They all have dreadlocks and speak English (though each of them makes up their own accent). They live on snow covered mountains (but mostly run around in loin cloths) at the base of which are tropical rain forests with carnivorous ostriches and this country borders Egypt. Don't worry, some of the Africans speak perfect English because the hero's father taught them 20 years ago. In other words: lamest movie ever made.

4 comments:

Josh McManaway said...

This is one of two movies that I walked out of in the theater. Absolutely terrible.

Kevin said...

Trying to bring to life what form the sketchiest of theories. Something like that is sure to backfire. The solution is to take the focus away from human beings and give life to animals instead. Then you get something like Ice Age, perhaps.

Peter Sean Bradley said...

It really was awful.

Rene'e said...

I had no idea until today that they remade this movie for 2008. I thought you were talking about the old 70's movie. That one was really bad also.

:)