Funny Conversation this Morning

Miguel (my son): "Where ya' going dad?"

Me: "To Church for confession. You want to go with me?"

Miguel: "Nahh.. I don't have anything I need to confess."

Me: (Suspicious look)

Miguel: "Why are you going to confession?"

Me: "So I can get my sins forgiven."

Miguel: "Ahh dad... I forgive you for yelling at me."

Me: ..... (Smile) "I sure appreciate it. I'm just not sure that's the kind of sacramental efficacy I'm looking for."

Miguel: "Huh?"