Me: "To Church for confession. You want to go with me?"
Miguel: "Nahh.. I don't have anything I need to confess."
Me: (Suspicious look)
Miguel: "Why are you going to confession?"
Me: "So I can get my sins forgiven."
Miguel: "Ahh dad... I forgive you for yelling at me."
Me: ..... (Smile) "I sure appreciate it. I'm just not sure that's the kind of sacramental efficacy I'm looking for."